Here is great collection of happy friendship day jokes 2018. Need something unique to make this friendship day remember-able and extraordinary for you and your friends! In spite of the fact that nothing can’t be craziest and marvelous than the friends sitting together and getting a charge out of yet at the same time, there’s a thing which can lit up nature. The Friendship Day Jokes, yes they will shake the day and all of you likewise know how entertaining they would be in a friend circle! By sending them some best collection of jokes for friendship day.
Friendship Day Jokes 2018
- Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, “Excuse me, what are you doing?”Bhola replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks Herolal, puzzled. “Well, I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are outstanding in their field.”
Long Joke about Friendship Day
- Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a restroom and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, “Ticket, please”. The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to ride without a ticket”? Said one perplexed accountant.”Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please”.
Best Jokes on Friendship Day
- “Two friends talk: 1st: “Hey can I borrow some money? I’m broke.”
2nd: “Get money from your job.”
1st: “I got fired.”
1st: “My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside.”
2nd: “Great job bro!” I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.”
“John: Bro, send me some good jokes.
Peter: Sorry, now I’m busy with my Girlfriend.
John: Good One! Send me more.” Happy Friendship Day jokes.
Small Friendship Day Jokes
How well does u know me…??
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?
- Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy. and as Interest, you will get the companion for a lifetime!
Where are you? Are you not replying? I m worried because of today’s paper. I read that due 2 claps of thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if you are safe, SMS me immediately.
- If I need “Brain Transplantation” I will prefer your brain…
don’t think that you are a genius……I need a brain which is never used before
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. Please help me out, i know you have it, I will return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine!!!!
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I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put your mobile in water so that fish won’t DIE:-)
Once Amar forgot his toys in America when he was small……Now that place is known as “Disney Land”… 😛
Friendship day jokes to send in messages
- A lifelong friend is someone you haven’t borrowed money from yet.
- It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
- Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down.
- Friends are important. Especially when they visit. Otherwise, why would you ever clean your house?
- TRUE FRIENDSHIP JOKES: Walking into a person’s house and your wifi connects automatically.
- Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.
- My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
- My friend asked me to describe myself in 4 words… “Lazy.”
Last Two Friendship Day Jokes 2108
- My friend’s birthday is in two days.
And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.
So I bought her nothing!
- An airplane was about to crash.
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said “I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, “I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.” He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, “My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little boy said, “That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you.
America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”
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